Archive for June, 2009

John Conyers just likes toxic waste wells Way back in 2003, John Conyers wiped the drool from his aged chin and announced his opposition to deep injection wells. He also mumbled something about Jesus and our precious bodily fluids natural resources. Then flaming cheese kingpin Jim Pappas bought the wells and John Conyers decided that maybe he was wrong about this whole toxic well thing. Drilling... Read more→

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Monica Conyers sort of resigns, has dumb glasses Never understood Grease. Let’s celebrate a girl getting knocked-up girl with the lamest music of the 1950s. Frankie Avalon? Really? The decade that brought us Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, and Miles Davis and they’re all about Frankie fucking Avalon? Apparently Monica Conyers liked Grease because she stole her glasses from the Pink Ladies. Also... Read more→

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In the immortal words of Dante…Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! I’m not even supposed to be here today. Leave town a little early for a weekend in the great American wilderness and Monica Conyers decides to plead guilty. Fuck. We shouldn’t be so surprised. Once Monica revealed her chocolate chip cookie recipe was available on the back of the Ghirardelli box, well, it was like she made... Read more→

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Health care fraud is our new growth industry Michigan has to diversify our economy. All those baby boomers are getting old and they want to live long enough to spend their kids’ inheritance and bankrupt Social Security. That’s why health care is a growth industry. Detroit is taking a lead role in an important segment of the health care market. Fraud. Oh sure one of these “griftepreneurs”... Read more→

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Detroit is the world’s largest arbitrage opportunity The plan worked! Oh there were doubters and naysayers but in the end Detroit was vindicated. The race to the bottom is over and Detroit won! A half-century of policy decisions designed to reduce population, bankrupt city government, and eliminate land value are finally paying off. Detroit is so dirt cheap that investing here is like investing... Read more→

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“Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses.” – H.L. Mencken Detroit is broke. Literally unable to pay their bills without borrowing money from any available source, regardless of the transactions legalities. Right now, they’re doing everything, save collecting empties and forgoing kickbacks, to keep the lights on. Detroit is on the brink of a fiscal meltdown on par with Bear... Read more→

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Local pervert cops like to feel up men Sgt. Michael Osman and Officer Michael Parish allegedly treated traffic stops like Gordon Jump’s bicycle shop. Several people accuse these two Gropey McGropies of playing with other dudes’ junk to get their rocks off. Naturally, the Freep message board Klavern believes none of it because the cops are white whereas the accusers are the blacks. Besides these... Read more→

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Lansing groping Detroit’s precious jewels again These slobs still think Detroit will let them take over Cobo Hall’s $15,000,000 annual operating deficit so the facility can remain the state’s premier convention venue. Well, they have another thing coming. Detroit will rise to defend our precious jewels even in it requires all the grapes in Eastern Market. Leading the charge is boy-legislator... Read more→

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