Archive for August, 2009

Dyspathy will be back at full power (tanned, testy, and ready) on September 8 after a brief end of summer hiatus. In the meantime, feel free to talk amongst yourselves in the comments sections.  Read More →

Categories : While We Were Away
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Matty Moroun’s bitch tries to oust Rashida Tlaib Good old Adolph Mongo of 1366 Village Drive will do anything for money. Such as slandering journalists as a lynch mob to aid convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick’s re-election effort. That was fun. Now he’s Matty Moroun’s…what’s the best term to describe Mongo’s relationship with the Mr. Burns of Detroit? There’s one term that starts with... Read more→

Categories : State of the State
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Categories : Weekend Filler
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How long before tapes show Jennifer Granholm ranting to Haldeman about the Jews? Oh sweet Jesus. Apparently no one with half a brain wanted famous political slug Art Blackwell running Highland Park. Which is to say, Jennifer Granholm doesn’t have half a brain because she was totally gay for Blackwell. Like any third-rate ward healer, Granholm takes care of her friends. Even if it puts an entire... Read more→

Categories : State of the State
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Bob Ficano is either Wayne County’s sun king or the guy in the Money Pit The Guardian Building is an unquestioned architectural wonder. It’s also an active building with tenants and valet parking and precious ground floor retail. When Wayne County spent $14,000,000 to buy it no one said boo. The county needed an office building and the Guardian was a functioning office building. So why the hell... Read more→

Categories : State of the State
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Sometimes the irony is too sharp. Norman Lear and Caroll O’Connor got Archie Bunker too pitch perfect and eventually the lunch bucket bigots decided that Archie had some good ideas. They tuned in every week to watch him give it to the Meathead. Also the libruls and the blacks and sometimes the Jews. Other times irony is so dull and so obviously affected that it isn’t ironic. Larry the Cable... Read more→

Categories : Big Important News
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Pretend school board sues their betters The vile, corrupt slugs that sit on Detroit’s figurehead school board has a sad because Robert “Bob” Bobb is too busy to care what they think. So they’re suing him! Probably in the World Court of Justice or some other childlike fictional venue invented by the school board’s childlike minds. Considering that Bobb wouldn’t give them money to sue... Read more→

Categories : State of the State
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Categories : Weekend Filler
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Pretend school board hires pretend superintendent See the little kid with the weird skin condition giving the middle finger? That’s for the Detroit School Board. They’re like a retarded (literally in Reverend David Murray’s case) version of an ousted Latin American dictator. The exiled strongman and his cronies dress up in their military uniforms, address each other by their former titles,... Read more→

Categories : State of the State
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Et tu, lunch lady? Robert “Bob” Bobb and Kym Worthy brought the thunder down on a bunch of dull grafters palming nickels from the DPS till. And they promised more investigations and indictments are coming. Hell, Bobb even said auditors will be checking the gate at high school sporting events. The employees and officers of the Detroit Public Schools left no dollar unmolested. Someone probably... Read more→

Categories : State of the State
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