Archive for October, 2009

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Categories : Weekend Filler
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My God. What have we done? What have we become? In our bloodthirsty quest to hold elected officials accountable to the laws they write and enforce, we forgot about the innocent victims left in the wreckage of our legalistic pursuits. For if justice is not tempered with mercy then is it truly justice? Read more→  Read More →

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Mike Bishop, Jennifer Granholm totally having hate sex We have no proof, you understand, but there is no better explanation for the ongoing budget mess. It’s like a bad 1980’s sitcom. Two strong-willed characters of the opposite sex fight and fight until they finally kiss. Then Granholm and Bishop shift gears and it stops being a bad 1980’s sitcom and becomes late-night Cinemax programming.... Read more→

Categories : State of the State
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Convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick lives in a fancy house in a Dallas suburb. His wife doesn’t work. Nor do his children. He and his wife do not have a joint checking account because of “the harassment” of, you know, the criminal justice process. Despite the fact that they doesn’t have a joint checking account and the fact that his wife doesn’t have a source of income,... Read more→

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FBI kills Islamist Urkel or Obama consolidates power Black president/secret Muslim super terrorist Barack Hussein “Barry Sorento” Obama began his plot to take over America in the womb. There, he forged his fake Hawaiian birth records and pretend Honolulu birth announcements. Some Islamist terrorists don’t approve of Sorento/Obama’s methods and are jealous of his success. When Obama/Sorento... Read more→

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No one will find Art Blackwell in Windsor Art Blackwell was going to Canada but the judge was like: you have money stashed in Windsor, felony charges pending, and (oh yeah) like $1,000,000 in gambling debts. When did Art suddenly become Pete Rose? Blackwell told the judge he only has $300 stashed in Windsor (probably in singles for the ballet) and he accrued those gambling debts over five years when... Read more→

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Winning candidates will have bestest junior prom ever Detroit’s election is like an SGA race. Unlikable people making absurd promises to win ultimately meaningless offices. Receivership what? Kwame Kenyatta wants a city lottery and build an amusement park on Belle Isle. Joann Watson thinks the feds will give Detroit a bailout. Jai-Lee Dearing will lease city-owned land to cemeteries, the growth... Read more→

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Charles Pugh probably shouldn’t have quit that day job The Free Press says that Pugh, glowingly endorsed by the same Free Press for his “his perspective, intelligence and enthusiasm,” isn’t smart enough to pay his mortgage. Or rent. At Trolley Plaza. Where the penthouse rents for $1500 a month. This isn’t Manhattan real estate here. Pugh hems and haws about how he’s all the time helping... Read more→

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Where were you on October 19, 2009? Future generations will one day ask this question. The Shock, our beloved and storied WNBA franchise, will abandon Detroit Auburn Hills for Tulsa. As in Oklahoma. Just as Brooklyn absorbed the gut punch of the Los Angeles Dodgers and Cleveland had to swallow the Baltimore Ravens winning a Super Bowl, Detroit will suffer the indignity of the Tulsa Shock. Or whatever... Read more→

Categories : Political Obituary
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