Archive for December, 2009

Mike Cox slaps Asian carp victims in the face Foreign terrorists, known as Asian carp, attack our homeland and hate our freedoms. Elitist trial lawyer Mike Cox will let these evil doers use our legal system as another platform to attack America. It’s bad enough they’ve invaded Chicago Sanitary and Ship Canal but now they’ll torment their victims, i.e. trout, again. In our courts! This is not... Read more→

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Sam Riddle, the “fiery bombastic” defendant, will unleash a “no hold’s bar (sic) venomous verbal lashing” about the Synagro scandal. We’ve been informed his presentation will be “brave,” “unbridled,” and “startling.” Whore-ass Sheffield’s audience apparently greeted Riddle with “adulation and admiration.” So let’s... Read more→

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Our Christmas prayers have been answered! Sam Riddle, America’s most beloved indicted political operative since Bob Haldeman, will appear on Horace Sheffield’s WADL tv show at 1:30 today. And yes, Dyspathy will liveblog the whole thing. While drunk! The program, entitled Snitches, Stinger, and Synagro, promises to be the single greatest hour of television maybe ever. It will be like... Read more→

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Excuse us while we facilitate a little commerce. Joe Posch, proprietor and bon vivant at Hugh, was on Fox 2 this morning to discuss his abusive relationship with Rayford Jackson and Synagro consulting contract kickass bachelor pad store. As you know, Dyspathy loves Hugh. The store, along with the sterling folks at Bureau of Urban Living, provided the prize for our caption contest. Read more→  Read More →

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Shepard Smith is a fire bug Hyperbole! Oh noes! Shepard Smith, Fox News’ token class act, is pretty much disgusted by those miserable DPS test scores so he said someone should burn the whole place down. Figuratively. Had he said blow the whole thing up, no one would’ve noticed. But he said burn it down. Now everyone has their panties in a bunch because of Devil’s Night and shit. Seriously?... Read more→

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12.15.09 Never Forget The IKEA Canton store closed today because of “technical difficulties.” In the middle of the War on Christmas shopping season! Clearly this was an act of terrorism. We mustn’t weep for the tasty Swedish meatballs and $0.50 hot dogs. Though we are sad, we can’t afford the tears. This aggression, upon America’s most beloved northern European consumer... Read more→

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Sing, Monica, sing! Monica Conyers will be sent up eventually but she probably isn’t going alone. Once again, her sentencing is delayed. This time until March 5. She must be telling quite a tale of graft and corruption considering the judge didn’t so much as blink before sending away Rayford Jackson for 60 months. Can we call her Monica “The Bull” Conyers? (DetNews) Read more→  Read More →

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While avoiding my normal blogging duties, I noticed this peculiar exchange on Charles Pugh’s Facebook page: Apostle Joseph Mchenry LET GOD LEAD YOU. HE GOT YOUR BACK AND I AM PRAYING FOR YOU.THAT YOU WILL OBEY WHATHE LORD HAS COMMISSIONED YOU TO DO IN OFFICE,ITS A HONOR TO MEET YOU Yesterday at 9:16am • Comment •Like Unlike • View Feedback (3)Hide Feedback (3) • Report Charles McLean... Read more→

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