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Convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick won’t be arrested today because the Appeals Court stayed the probation hearing. Daniel Hajji’s motion was so ridiculous that the Appeals Court had no choice but to stop the whole proceeding in case there’s actually a decent reason to overturn Judge Groner’s ruling. God knows they won’t find cause for anything except disbarring Daniel Hajji in Hajji’s... Read more→

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Convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick and the lifestyle to which he’s become accustomed Holy hell, Kilpatrick is the vindictive ex-wife that Carlita would have been if he hadn’t come up with a rental mansion, creepy plastic surgeries, and that $240,000 loan. Kilpatrick has tasted caviar and champagne (from the public teat) and can’t very well go back to burgers and beers. In fact, DUI lawyer Daniel... Read more→

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Oh come on, what’s the point? What’s the fucking point in any case I gotta argue with Groner, I gotta knock heads with the Feds, I’m busting my balls sell your computers to deadbeats. I had them on the hook, on the hook, for nine units, Mountain View Hospital System what have you, and then Groner…fucking God Vishnu comes down with 26 money orders and he won’t sign off…canceled... Read more→

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The courtship of Kwame’s father Convicted felon and probation scofflaw Kwame Kilpatrick and his 26 74 separate money orders are busy today explaining why he didn’t make his full restitution payment. In the meantime, the Feds are preparing charges against Bernard “The Killer.” Also Kwame. Because Karl Kado squealed and passed a polygraph. In better times, when Kado was feeding Team Kilpatrick... Read more→

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DUI lawyer Daniel Hajji has his hands full Convicted felon and probation violator Kwame Kilpatrick apparently took lots of money from convicted felon Karl Kado. Bernard “Killer” Kilpatrick got even more of that delicious Cobo money from Kado. No wonder Kilpatrick is having a difficult time paying his restitution. No one gives him large envelopes full of cash anymore. Unless C. Montgomery “Matty”... Read more→

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Noted fabulist and death pimp Mitch Albom bravely traveled to Haiti to, well, to get in the way. Journalists have good reason to be in Haiti. To bear witness to the tragedy. To report on the successes and failures of humanitarian efforts. To explore, in the context of the earthquake, why this country remains one of the most devastatingly poor and underdeveloped places on the planet. That’s... Read more→

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You’re all alone Well maybe that’s because you’re so unpleasant You might consider dialing back a bit Put those claws away Stop the waterworks Spend a couple evenings sober The world’s against you, so you think or maybe wish it was At least that way someone would care but baby, no one does, not even you Baby, someone is crazy and it’s you Someone is crazy and it’s... Read more→

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Where are Candice Miller’s sensible shoes of justice when we need them? A crazed terrorist flew an airplane into a federal building in Texas yesterday. All because he didn’t like federal taxes that support our troops. Why does this crazy man hate our troops? God knows what he must’ve said about Alaska’s most precious jewel, Trig Palin? We’ll never know because, like other morons who fly... Read more→

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