Archive for May, 2010

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Categories : Weekend Filler
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You know how you know a football coach is about to be fired? The team issues a statement unequivocally saying the coach won’t be fired. Then they fire him a couple weeks later. It’s some kind of weird professional sports custom. Like two weeks’ notice or something. Warren Evans received the statement of support of death Friday. Courtesy of Karen Dumas, Dave Bing’s own private Ron Ziegler.... Read more→

Categories : Big Important News
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The world is a little colder now DUI Attorney Daniel Hajji resigned as incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick’s lawyer. And just 24 hours ago, we had high hopes for a Hajji-led appeal. Don’t cry, for the story of Daniel Hajji and Kwame Kilpatrick is one of love and triumph and unintentional comedy. Remember the good times. Like this passage from his “grossly noncompliant and inappropriate”... Read more→

Categories : State of the State
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State House Democrats crush Matty Moroun’s dreams, destroy America Aged billionaire C. Montgomery “Matty” Moroun is a simple businessman with a modest dream. To build a new bridge to Canada next to the one he already owns. Nefarious state House Democrats support the rival DRIC plan. They used a fancy legislative maneuver known as a “roll call vote” to send Moroun to the back of the bus.... Read more→

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He’s going to Jackson but he’s not gonna mess around It’s not every day a bona fide celebrity-type from the big city shows up in sleepy, little Jackson Michigan. Naturally everyone out that way is super excited that convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick will be a Jackson resident for the next 14 to 56 months. They only ask the paparazzi to respect their small town ways. Not being the sort who likes... Read more→

Categories : Political Obituary
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Holy shit! Up to five years in the hole. Suck it, Kilpatrick! Everyone should enjoy a delicious Omaha steak or Chik-fil-a sandwich to celebrate this triumph of justice and karma. And DUI Attorney Daniel Hajji wept… Comically awful PR flack Mike Paul also. (DetNews)  Read More →

Categories : Big Important News
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Like a special May Christmas just for Detroit It’s May 25 and the restitution/probation hearing to the century is set to conclude. Convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick is probably going to jail for lying in court while on probation for lying in court. Kym Worthy wants to send him away for two to five years, and…wait for it…turn over his finances to a receiver. Irony! Kwame cooked Detroit’s books... Read more→

Categories : State of the State
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The solid block of text below is an actual prayer delivered on the floor of Michigan’s House of Representatives by state Rep. Coleman Young II. It was then published in our state’s legislative record, so it may be preserved for all eternity. Father God we come before You today and we say thank You, Father God, for the wonderful opportunity for us to be state representatives, for the... Read more→

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Detroit’s shit doesn’t stink The media keeps reporting these awful things about Detroit. 30% unemployment, nearly bankrupt city government, last-in-the-nation student test scores, the time the police accidentally shot a seven-year-old because her uncle intentionally shot a 17-year-old, etc, etc. Some political hacks and the bishopocracy have had enough. They want “balance.” Otis Mathis... Read more→

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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Rustbelt F@#kfest www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party  Read More →

Categories : Weekend Filler
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