Archive for July, 2010

Warren Evans is a gentle and considerate lover What? You know it’s true. That’s why he was having sexy time with an age inappropriate police lady. When he wasn’t trying out for reality shows. Something in there explains why Evans was fired yesterday. There was no official explanation from Team Bing because it’s a secret. Evans is now free to combine his interests in sexy time and reality tv... Read more→

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If there was another guy holding an “AN” sign, they could be the card section in a Caddyshack remake. NO-NO-NO-ON-AN! (Hot Fudge Detroit)  Read More →

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Even when the actual City Council is sane… Professional malcontents in the gallery make sure the 13th floor is a dump truck of crazy. Some angry lady had a stack full of petitions, so she thought she should speak first during public comment time. She was wrong, and learned that she was wrong the hard way. Then Gary Brown insulted convicted child abuser the Rev. Reverend David Murray by calling him... Read more→

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That a BFE town like Braddock, PA can find this kind visionary, unorthodox leadership amongst its ranks, should make everyone in Michigan feel small. And embarrassed by our multitude of Dave Bings and Jennifer Granholms and Mike Coxes Mike “Tiny” Coxes.  Read More →

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Like the pool scene in Wild Things, only not Mike Cox, Pete Hoekstra, and Rick Snyder are three-way tied in the GOP primary race. Technically, Snyder is just outside the margin of error, but Rick Michigan is a real-world businessman. He knows how to fudge the numbers. Per GOP by-laws, if they’re still tied on election night, the three will Greco-Roman wrestle to determine the nominee. The Democrats... Read more→

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Rick Michigan or Sodom and Rick Gomorrah? Rick Snyder gave lots of money to this thing called The Neutral Zone, which loves the gays. So did the state GOP chairman. The Neutral Zone’s GLBT program probably involves little more than creating a safe place where methed out rednecks can’t kick the shit out of gay kids. But what if they spent Snyder’s money on cock rings, gay porn, and anal lube?... Read more→

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To quote Lucille Bluth: You’d think a man in prison would be able to abstain. Incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick with his disgusting tweaking! How long before one of the Kilpatrick kids buys a Segway and takes up magic? (Freep)  Read More →

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Mayoral control sent back to the glue factory Bob Berg’s secret group to put mayoral control of DPS back on the ballot emerged from their secret bunker this week to talk with City Council. And fail. While no sane person supports the status quo, suggesting mayoral control as an alternative (without any alterations to an idea overwhelmingly rejected by voters just six years ago) is a little like trying... Read more→

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