Archive for August, 2010

Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic The Michigan Tea Party party is as poorly executed as any political dirty trick since Gordon Liddy didn’t train Cubans to properly tape a door-latch. Leave aside that everyone attached to this farce is connected to the Democrats or the UAW. Forget they’re the most secretive political party since Millard Fillmore attempted a comeback. Just... Read more→

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Journalism gets punched in the face again The good people at Detroit’s dailies are taking another pay cut. And rumors are swirling that Gannett will sell the Free Press to the outfit (I forget their name) that owns the News. Then they’ll cut more jobs and replace actual reporting with mom blogs. Maybe they’ll even shutter a whole paper. Pretty soon there will be no actual journalism left. Just... Read more→

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Lame duck governor rides out the clock Jennifer Granholm is super busy waiting for someone to give her a better job. After eight years in the governor’s mansion, she is so over Lansing. Granholm can’t wait until she’s out of boring state government because, in the federal bureaucracy or corporate America, she won’t waste time with stupid junk like “balancing the budget.” As for her final... Read more→

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High school football team disrespectful of 9/11 victims Here’s a fun heart-warming story. Fordson High School’s predominantly Muslim football team is practicing at night because of Ramadan. Yeah melting pot! Oh wait, about a third of you slobs are bat-shit degenerate cowards who hate the Constitution. That’s way this benign human interest story is really an evil plot by Osama Bin Laden to desecrate... Read more→

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Middle-aged suburbanites lift Detroit in ad campaign Remember when Emily Gail made us say nice things about Detroit? We became the Renaissance City which begat Detroit as a World-Class City where Dan Gilbert built Detroit 2.0 on three floors of the Compuware Building. As incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick would say, that’s Detroit Love. Maybe those slogans didn’t really help, but the ‘I’m... Read more→

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Spray-tanned lawyer creature Geoffrey Fieger is tired of you people ignoring him. So he’s running for mayor. Of Detroit. Or he will, three years from now when there’s an actual election. And because he was born at Harper Hospital, he probably won’t have to move into the city. Geoffrey Fieger is his own anchor baby. Because of the 14th Amendment. Or maybe it doesn’t work that way,... Read more→

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Depositions are not voluntary Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints... Read more→

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