Kwame Kilpatrick testimony extravaganza – now with updates!By
Convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick lives in a fancy house in a Dallas suburb. His wife doesn’t work. Nor do his children. He and his wife do not have a joint checking account because of “the harassment” of, you know, the criminal justice process. Despite the fact that they doesn’t have a joint checking account and the fact that his wife doesn’t have a source of income, she’s paying the rent! Kilpatrick doesn’t know how much rent his wife pays. Every month. For the mansion they live in. That totally sounds plausible.
Oh Jesus, he received a personal loan from “an individual” for $240,000 after he left jail. Oh wait, actually it was several individuals who gave him that money. By several he means four. By four he means, Roger Penske, Jim Nicholson, Dan Gilbert, and Pete Karmanos. Fuck all four of them.
Oh and he doesn’t “think” he has any investment or retirement accounts. He also “believes” he made all his restitution payments. Believes? The judge doesn’t seem to by it. And what’s this shit about sometimes borrowing $2000 to make restitution and then paying that back. Is Kwame using a loan shark? This guy is so third-rate.
UPDATE 1: Oh hey fun! Kilpatrick once made a sworn statement that Carlita hasn’t worked since 2004. The prosecutors asked him about it and he plead the fifth. Like Crazy Joe Gallo testifying before Congress.
UPDATE 2: Hahaha Carlita won’t tell her husband if she has job. She just goes at and never tells him for what because Christine Beatty fellated him. “A friend of ours” sometimes babysits the kids. Who is this friend, a Tocco? (Freep)
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