Michigan Promise scholarship isn’t over because the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and the inevitable Sarah Palin-Carey Torrice summitBy
Ending the Michigan Promise scholarship is the greatest injustice ever
Jennifer Granholm is still really angry about signing a budget that ends the Michigan Promise scholarship. Those mean legislators made her do it. Now it’s up to college students to fire (her word) those meanies because, absent a scholarship that basically pays for books, no one can afford college ever again. Ha ha, it’s not like Michigan kids will be prepared for college what with the to-the-bone cuts to K-12 funding. (MLive)
Rabbit season. Farbman season. Rabbit season. Farbman season.
Robert “Bob” Bobb cleaned his rifle, donned his orange vest, and now he has the Farbman boys in his sights. Those heads will look good on Bobb’s wall. Poetic, considering even hunting groups thought the Farbmans’ World Hunting Association is inappropriate and barbaric. Who would have thought that people attempting to professionalize sport hunting would be total dicks? Crazy. Take dead aim at these corrupt Elmer Fudds, Bobb. Dead aim. (Freep)
Federal prison can be a civic jewel too
Lou Pavledes is going to prison for 14 months even though he helped the prosecution nab Monica, Rayford Jackson, and company. The judge took one look at Pavledes and was like: You’re a slob and you ran shady deals in this slob town. Do not pass go, etc, etc. Let’s hope this same judge decides how long Monica will spend in the hole. Kwame and the Killer too. You know that federal case will be epic. (DetNews)
Supporting John Edwards is the most embarrassing part
Why was John Edwards considered presidential? Not once but twice, serious Democrats looked at that backwoods ambulance chaser and thought: leader of the free world. Then we learned John Edwards was a huge douchebag. That explains why Geoffrey Fieger gave him a whole mess of dubious campaign contributions. Douchebags smell their own. Insert your own vinegar joke here. (Crains)
Dear Ohio, sorry
Hot Macomb Commissioner Carey Torrice will meet Sarah Palin in Cincinnati today. Let’s skip the Palin-Torrice 2012 dream ticket speculation. They’re better suited for a sitcom. Palin leaves the Republican Party, what with its bad Washington insiders. Torrice splits with the Democrats because Paul Gieleghem doesn’t respect her fashion sense. They move into together, just two straight-shootin’ political gals helping each other make it in this crazy world. It’ll be The Odd Couple meets Kate and Ally. And who won’t turn in for the lesbian make-out episode? Hot! (Facebook)
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