Nov
21

Palin & Torrice: We’re through the looking glass, here, people

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UPDATE 2: The finalists have been selected. Vote for your favorite now. Empowerment!

UPDATE: Rarely, even in the absurd realm of Michigan politics, does one find something so absolutely bizarre as local politician of one party attempting to hitch her wagon to the other party’s most controversial and divisive figure. In that context, Dyspathy would be remiss not to milk this story for all it’s worth.

This post is a caption contest! Submit as many captions as you want by 5:00 pm Friday and I’ll pick the top three five finalists. You, my beloved readers, will select the ultimate winner via poll. The winner will receive gift certificates from spunky local businesses.

Just one thing, when you post your captions in the comments section, use a real email address. That is one you can check. Otherwise I can’t contact you if you win.


This photo is just begging for a zany caption. Ideas?

Categories : Contest!

35 Comments

1

OK, I’ll bite:

Can you believe it? We’re in the same sorority!

–or–

Sarah’s joining me at the next Hottiefest!

2

Can you guess which one is a natural blond?

3

Gone Rouge II

4

The Secret Teeth Whitening Trick Discovered by a Local Mom For Free

5

people-dont-take-me-seriously.jpg

6

hot-moms-in-polticics.jpg

7

Dim and Dimmer.

8

The Bundist and The Blonde.

9

Intelligence Defined.

10

I’m too hungover to be totally creative, but something to deal with ‘fuck you, got mine’ republican mentality. also a joke about models, and a joke that is semi serious that torrice is totally smokin hot

11

The Babes From Brazil

12

OMG! Alex, what are 2 morons who don’t even know where the fuck Russia is?

13

Alex, I’ll take attention whores for $1000

14

I can see Canada from MY house! Crazy isn’t it!

15

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You’ll see it’s true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!

16

This is what happens when you drink and vote.

17

Quick! Somebody get Bachmann! We can have O’Reilly’s Angels!

18

If Michigan voters are dumb enough to elect her, you betcha we could have won here. Suck it McCain!

19

Gosh! If more girls looked like her in Alaska, there’s no way Levi would have schtuped my daughter…

20

Private detective AND a Democrat? I told you Secret Muslin Obama was going to send his jackbooted Nazi thugs after us!

21

And you wonder why Jefferson advocated a new Constitution every 20 years.

22

Combined IQ at this table has to be less than their height in inches.

23

We can has cheezburger?

24

$400 for the one on the left, $600 for the one on the right. I’ll let you do the math on both.

25

No caption but a question: Is Sarah Palin wearing an Ohio State Buckeye necklace in this photo? http://www.buckeyeroom.com/ohstpibne.html

If so, does that Michigan loss this weekend have new meaning? Maybe it wasn’t Rich Rod’s fault and Sarah Palin is to blame.

26

“2 Stupid Dogs”…The Musical.

27

Yeah, but you got to bang McCain. Who do I get? Dingell?

28

Palin and Torrice in 2012: TEAM APOCALYPSE!

30

One was a hot blond and a Democrat. The other, a hot brunette and Republican. But these differences couldn’t hold back their physical passion. Get your copy of Teabag Temptresses today! Also on Blu-Ray.

31

Woodward’s Friend can’t decide between us and Garfunkel & Oates

32

Alien Vs Predator II

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Downriver's Friend
November 24th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Now which one of us was the cunning runt?

34

Mine are real!

35

Beauty Queens busting balls