Palin & Torrice: We’re through the looking glass, here, people
ByUPDATE 2: The finalists have been selected. Vote for your favorite now. Empowerment!
UPDATE: Rarely, even in the absurd realm of Michigan politics, does one find something so absolutely bizarre as local politician of one party attempting to hitch her wagon to the other party’s most controversial and divisive figure. In that context, Dyspathy would be remiss not to milk this story for all it’s worth.
This post is a caption contest! Submit as many captions as you want by 5:00 pm Friday and I’ll pick the top three five finalists. You, my beloved readers, will select the ultimate winner via poll. The winner will receive gift certificates from spunky local businesses.
Just one thing, when you post your captions in the comments section, use a real email address. That is one you can check. Otherwise I can’t contact you if you win.
This photo is just begging for a zany caption. Ideas?
Woodward's Friend
35 Comments
November 21st, 2009 at 6:40 pm
OK, I’ll bite:
Can you believe it? We’re in the same sorority!
–or–
Sarah’s joining me at the next Hottiefest!
November 21st, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Can you guess which one is a natural blond?
November 21st, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Gone Rouge II
November 21st, 2009 at 10:53 pm
The Secret Teeth Whitening Trick Discovered by a Local Mom For Free
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:22 am
people-dont-take-me-seriously.jpg
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:26 am
hot-moms-in-polticics.jpg
November 22nd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Dim and Dimmer.
November 22nd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
The Bundist and The Blonde.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Intelligence Defined.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I’m too hungover to be totally creative, but something to deal with ‘fuck you, got mine’ republican mentality. also a joke about models, and a joke that is semi serious that torrice is totally smokin hot
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
The Babes From Brazil
November 22nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
OMG! Alex, what are 2 morons who don’t even know where the fuck Russia is?
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Alex, I’ll take attention whores for $1000
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I can see Canada from MY house! Crazy isn’t it!
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:56 pm
You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You’ll see it’s true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!
November 22nd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
This is what happens when you drink and vote.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Quick! Somebody get Bachmann! We can have O’Reilly’s Angels!
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
If Michigan voters are dumb enough to elect her, you betcha we could have won here. Suck it McCain!
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Gosh! If more girls looked like her in Alaska, there’s no way Levi would have schtuped my daughter…
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Private detective AND a Democrat? I told you Secret Muslin Obama was going to send his jackbooted Nazi thugs after us!
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 pm
And you wonder why Jefferson advocated a new Constitution every 20 years.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Combined IQ at this table has to be less than their height in inches.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
We can has cheezburger?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:18 am
$400 for the one on the left, $600 for the one on the right. I’ll let you do the math on both.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
No caption but a question: Is Sarah Palin wearing an Ohio State Buckeye necklace in this photo? http://www.buckeyeroom.com/ohstpibne.html
If so, does that Michigan loss this weekend have new meaning? Maybe it wasn’t Rich Rod’s fault and Sarah Palin is to blame.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
“2 Stupid Dogs”…The Musical.
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Yeah, but you got to bang McCain. Who do I get? Dingell?
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Palin and Torrice in 2012: TEAM APOCALYPSE!
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP_YEbf44VI&feature=related
November 24th, 2009 at 6:56 am
One was a hot blond and a Democrat. The other, a hot brunette and Republican. But these differences couldn’t hold back their physical passion. Get your copy of Teabag Temptresses today! Also on Blu-Ray.
November 24th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Woodward’s Friend can’t decide between us and Garfunkel & Oates
November 24th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Alien Vs Predator II
November 24th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Now which one of us was the cunning runt?
November 25th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Mine are real!
November 26th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Beauty Queens busting balls