Convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick is the Sun King of software sales, strip clubs now hysteria, and slouching toward YoungstownBy
Convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick and the lifestyle to which he’s become accustomed
Holy hell, Kilpatrick is the vindictive ex-wife that Carlita would have been if he hadn’t come up with a rental mansion, creepy plastic surgeries, and that $240,000 loan. Kilpatrick has tasted caviar and champagne (from the public teat) and can’t very well go back to burgers and beers. In fact, DUI lawyer Daniel Hajji says it’s a business imperative that Kilpatrick maintains an opulent lifestyle. If he can’t live large then he might sell even less software and never pay back the restitution. Wait, what’s less than zero? (Freep)
Bob Ficano works smarter, not harder
Unless you’re a working journalist or old and lacking a tv, you probably missed Bob Ficano’s State of the County address last night. WJR aired it. So did the internets. Since Ficano wasn’t wearing a TRON costume and State of the (Entity) speeches rarely involve porn, no one watched it on the internets. Some highlights…Wayne County is working smarter, but there’s a deficit. The Wayne County Building lease was terrible but the Guardian Building is fabulous. And Charles Pugh is fighting against home foreclosures. Really. Ficano said that with a straight face. (Crains)
Reasonable strip club regulation offends Detroit’s Guardian Council
City Council offended the baby Jesus with new strip club regulations. William Jennings Winans panties are still in a twist over exposed nipples. And $8 strip club beers. This whole kerfuffle has little to do with strip clubs or boob band-aids. It’s really about keeping this new City Council subservient to Detroit’s theocracy. But, ha ha, the Bishops lost. Charles Pugh stood tall, the rest of the Fab Five freshman hung tough, and Ken Cockrel even dropped a Marvin Winans doesn’t care about rape victims crack. It was a good day. (DetNews)
Mark Hackel? The young guy? The non-rapist guy?
The same Office Space joke two days in a row! This thing runs on autopilot. The Sheriff Hackel who never raped anyone is running to be Macomb County’s first Executive. If he wins, he’ll crush aged Matty Moroun BFF Ted Wahby’s dream of being Macomb’s George Washington. Carey Torrice isn’t running so it doesn’t matter who wins the Democratic nomination. Besides, this blog backs the draft Nicholyn Brandenburg movement. Which we totally just made up this second. Nicholyn Brandenburg is just that awesome. (Macomb Daily)
White Sam Riddle runs for Congress
In the 80s and 90s, FBI overlord Andy Arena persecuted brave Jim Traficant. See, Trafican’t had this double secret sting operation that only he knew about. He took bribes to gain the mafia’s trust. So he could bust them at some point in the future. But the evil FBI busted him first for corruption and blew his “case.” Later he went to Congress and then the Feds busted him (again) for corruption. Because of the Jews. That last part is Traficunt’s explanation. Now Arena is persecuting Sam Riddle. For the Carlyle Group and those people in Bloomfield. According to Riddle. Anyway, Traficant is out of jail and running for Congress again. (Youngstown Vindicator)
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