Mar
28

Paul W. Smith blames America first, excuses terrorism

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Paul W. Smith spends his weekdays disgracing the legacy of J.P. McCarthy. Smith’s weekends are for shitting on Bob Talbert’s memory. “Outta [Smtih’s] Saturday Moanin” anal cavity comes a spirited defense of domestic terrorism. It seems that some patriotic regular ‘Mericans want to take their country back by sending death threats to Congressmen, or tampering with a Congressman’s brother’s gas line, or mailing soiled condoms to Congressmen. It’s the only way Washington will listen!

Paul W. Smith is outraged. He’s sick and tired of Democratic Congressmen “fanning the flames” of terrorism with their “legislative priorities” and “health care reform.” These awful Democrats tricked decent real ‘Mericans and stole a Congressional majority. And they keep scaring us by governing, just as they promised on the campaign trail.

This once great country is a now Stalinist hellhole. Enough with the talking, and shouting, and protests. Things have gone too far to just wave an “Obama = lyin’ African” placard at tv cameras. It’s time for direct action! Like the Weather Underground, the teabaggers are in the midst of their own Days of Rage. They’re mad as hell, and not going to take it anymore. Either Paddy Chayefsky is rolling in his grave, or laughing about how spot-on he got it.

If Democrats just listened to screeching banshees on the right, those dullards wouldn’t have to phone in death threats. Paul W. “Osama” Smith is right. Just give the terrorists what they want, and they won’t need to terrorize you anymore. (DetNews)

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13 Comments

1

I hear WOMC has a job opening on its morning show.

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I just wish this shit had happened during Bush’s administration. I’m pretty sure we’d all be in jail being waterboarded for planning domestic terrorist acts. It is absolutely sick that these people can’t understand that, well, he was democratically elected and so was Congress.

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Paul W. Smith is just some gastropod who suffers from a cross between penis envy and Erectile Dysfunction. This causes strange side effects on conservative radio hosts. Case in point, Rush Limbaugh. He also has a psychological need to be the center of attention. This is often referred to as Middle Child Syndrome or Jan Brady Syndrome because his mama didn’t give him enough attention as a youngster. Ignoring him will infuriate him to the point where it will push him over the edge. Then he’ll have a meltdown on the air. That will be fun to listen to.

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Seems like this story of jack booted secret police and black helio-choppers descending on the good Christian folk of SE Michigan goes here. http://www.detnews.com/article/20100328/METRO/3280313/1361/rss41

I’m old enough to remember the Weathermen and I also remember the extremely active police and FBI actions against them. Today the Teabaggers strut around Capitol Hill bullying legislators. Time to pull out those dusty copies of “It Can’t Happen Here” and reread that sucker. The lads seem to tuning up for their American version of Kristallnacht.

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I’m confused about penis envy and ED, but I can imagine that combo would make one cross.

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“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”

6

You know your group is a bunch of fucktards when the Michigan Militia tries to distance itself from you.

7

oh, and apologies to Trig.

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Woodward's Friend
March 28th, 2010 at 6:24 pm

@teach: if I may be so bold, consider me a modern Doremus Jessup.

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@WF: Better get your travel plans to Canada dusted off. The camp was not a nice place.

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Man, I think Finley one-upped Paul W. Apparently this is the new Republidouche meme. These people want to be taken seriously by educated people?

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Downriver's Friend
March 28th, 2010 at 10:01 pm

Nolan doesn’t condone rape, either, but if you dress like a whore, he thinks you deserve what you get.

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Woodward's Friend
March 28th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

The camp was awful but we do get to kill Shad. Take the good, take the bad..

13

It would be interesting to map today’s cast of characters onto Lewis’. I’ll have to reread the book to refresh my memory and then see who comes to mind. It might also be interesting to add the Babbit characters. The books are definitely of a piece.

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