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Holy shit! Up to five years in the hole. Suck it, Kilpatrick! Everyone should enjoy a delicious Omaha steak or Chik-fil-a sandwich to celebrate this triumph of justice and karma. And DUI Attorney Daniel Hajji wept… Comically awful PR flack Mike Paul also. (DetNews)

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23 Comments

1

Wanna be a thug Kwam? Now you can get that long overdue street cred. Buhbye.

2

In a perfect world, someone would announce the opening of a downtown detroit Chick-fil-A franchise today, preferably in the Compuware building.

3

Oh man, grandcircus, that would be perfect. Can we put the Chick-fil-A in the old Borders or “The Woodward”? Not just a downtown Chick-fil-A, but the worlds largest Chick-fil-A…one tourists will come to see! I bet DEGC would even pay for it. This is gonna be gold.

4

Hahaha tragic clown Mike Paul just hung up on Craig Fahle after insisting that only white people from the suburbs wanted Kwame to go back to jail. Why won’t Detroit let Kwame move on with his life and not fulfill his obligations? Why can’t he have his secret munnies?

5

FREE KWAME!

6

OOPS! Dang keyboard and no edit functions…

My previous post was supposed to say: “GOOD RIDDANCE, KWAME! ABOUT TIME, GRONER!”

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One more idiot with an opinion and a keyboard
May 25th, 2010 at 11:06 am

Dyspathy
Your blog of Daniel Hajji

Priceless. Just priceless. The only way it could have been better is if it had been written incoherently and in crayon.

8

OK, what’s with the mandate that he’s still gotta pay back the $876K restitution before parole is granted? I’m getting conflicting stories. I don’t know how the system works, but to me it means he’s gotta pay the money before he gets out of the can. Yes? Or is he out after 18 months, with the repayment still hanging over his head?

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Camille Desmoulins
May 25th, 2010 at 11:31 am

DEGC would even pay for it only if Frank Taylor runs it.

10

Every person I’ve talked to in person about this has been a Detroiter. OK, they’re white people, but I’d be willing to bet we’ve collectively paid more Detroit taxes than Mike Paul has.

11

Mike Paul really is the Frank Burns of reputation doctoring. He didn’t learn much earning his bones as an aide to former Senator Al D’Amato (R), did he?

12

Cheeks Fil A

13

It’s Bush’s fault.

14

Damned racists — how is KK ‘posed to get his monogrammed “mayor” shirts in the big house? Maybe he can get a monogrammed prison smock!!

15

All a dollar will get you is a really big dick!

16

I’m gonna go shoot my gun in the air. Whoo-hoo! Bang! Bang-bang!!!

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some easy targets deserve the bullets
May 25th, 2010 at 4:22 pm

please please please i need an extended dyspathy rant take-down of mike paul

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@some easy: Been there, done that.

Convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick’s new PR guy is a moron: http://dyspathy.com/?p=2461

Felon Kwame Kilpatrick’s website is an HTML brown note UPDATE: now with more delicious Mike Paul FAIL!: http://dyspathy.com/?p=2913

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He actually monogrammed himself, according to Otis:

http://www.state.mi.us/mdoc/asp/otis2profile.asp?mdocNumber=702408

20

Kwame and Riddle in prison on the same day. And Sheffield says the media never reports anything good about Detroit.

Random thought: All consultants of any stripe should be buried in caskets made of rammed bullshit. I’ll pay for Riddle’s.

21

Oh, holy shit, GC, now I have seen everything! Hows bout they brand his forehead when he’s in the joint so that everyone knows whose bitch he is?

Advice to Mike Paul: cut your losses buddy–isn’t there somewhere else you can go hang out at and someone else in another metro area that you might actually be able to use your doubletalk bs to help? This one is beyond redemption and repair, MP. Just ask Karmanos! Oh, and how come no harsh words for him like you had for the judge and prosecutor?

22

Ya gots ta feel for Sam. It was his big day and Kilpatrick stole the spotlight.

23

I hate to say it but I thought for once Sam handled things with class, dignity, and charm; KK, not so much.

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