Incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick indicted, federallyBy
Just this morning we were singing the praises of FBI Agent Andy Arena’s herculean efforts to clean up this wretched dump of kleptocracy, like he did in Youngstown. This afternoon, Arena cold delivers again. With a 19 count indictment of incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick. Mail fraud, tax evasion. The full nine. Teen. And you know what that means? More unintentional comedy from comically awful PR flack Mike Paul and Legal Godzilla Arnold Reed. Even money says Bernard is halfway to Mexico right now. (Freep)
UPDATE 1: That didn’t take long. Mike Paul issued some half-assed non-denial denial claiming the FBI resides in the “pit of Hell.” That’s silly. Everyone knows Hell’s pit district is dead. All the real action is in the riverfront development along Styx. You know, FireMark. (h/t ADubs)
UPDATE 2: People seem disappointed the indictments were limited to Civic Fund shenanigans. Let me borrow some lines from my pseudonym-sake: Do you really think this is all about little Kwame Kilpatick? You’re are missing the overall. Hundreds of thousands of dollars were dumped into the Civic Fund so KK could buy anti-bugging equipment, golf clubs, cars, and summer camps for the kids. That money didn’t magically appear. You think maybe the Feds filed some open and shut indictments to rattle KK’s cage? Get him to give up the donors and explain the quid pro quos? Follow the money. You’ll get nothing from me on Karmanos.
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