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Won’t someone think of the children, oh hallelujah Rochelle Riley thinks of the children

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Oh hell. Let’s just consider the above video sufficient comment on Rochelle’s latest Helen Lovejoy-esque screed. (Freep)

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23 Comments

1

Excuse me while I go barf.

2

Did she make this for herself? What a windbag.

3

I can’t say whether Rochelle made it, but the video is featured prominently on rochelleriley.com, the website that will save Detroit.

4

What was that bit about the sparkly Kid Rock?

5

I thought Dyspathy.com was going to save Detroit. Balls!

6

rochelle riley: powerpoint guru.

7

That. Is. PHENOMENAL.

8

That is amazing that the Jackson estate let her license that recording. She must have deep pockets.

9

“Idiots almost always think they’re above average in intelligence”

Mike the Dog

10

I think Rochelle was extremely modest in her self-aggrandizement. She didn’t mention that she is a survivor of a tricky appendectomy. She left out her stint as Line Leader and Bathroom Captain in 2nd grade. And there was that time in Dallas when she was a jury foreperson. She has overcome the trauma of having one foot a full size smaller than the other. (Her right, I think.) Oh yeah, her nachos are the yummiest. Face it folks, whether or not we like it, greatness walks amongst us, and it trumpets its name, Rochelle Riley, for all the little people to hear and obey. We are lucky to be alive when such a person graces the world. I, for one, proudly support Ms. Riley as she takes on Mitch Alblom for the title of Master of All Media. She’s got Powerpoint locked up and is furiously studying up on iMovie, Garage Band, and iWeb.

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Seriously, that’s an excellent question about her use of the Michael Jackson song. If she did not legitimately procure the rights to it, and is using it for a quasi-commercial purpose, that says something about her ethics and (by extension) those of her employer. I guess.

12

“No one understands what it’s like to grow up in the South unless you grew up in the South.” RR

Does this mean that no one understands what it’s like to live in Detroit unless you live in Detroit?

Inquiring minds want to know.

13

The video was made by evsolutions.com. Evelyn Chan, an OCC professor, is the face behind this awesome company that specializes in “multimedia storytelling” and is a ” brand creation specialist”. Bet you all can’t wait until the Rochelle Riley action figure comes out.

14

If she’s so concerned about the children, why does her circa-1997 YouTube video have theme music from the world’s most famous pedophile?

Michael Jackson is concerned about the children … concerned about how hot they are.

15

A little full of yourself lady?

16

“Like Cosby, I don’t like it when people don’t hold their ends up.” ~Rochelle Riley

Buns up, kneelin,’ babe!
;)

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Guestopus@yahoo.com
September 26th, 2010 at 8:17 pm

What the fuck was that? Seriously. And does she know that MJ, or least MJ’s estate, expects to be paid for desecrating his song? I’ll bet she’s so thick that she thinks it’s fair use. They’re called royalties, bitch: now pay up.

Won’t somebody think of the children?

18

I’m with Julie …. I just wasted a perfectly good salt bagel in the barf fest that ensued after watching that piece of tripe.

It reminds me of the South Park episode where people became so smug that they loved the smell of their own farts.

How’s the air in there, Rochelle?

19

Before I saw the link to the video’s source, I honestly thought you had made it to mock her.

20

She held her end up time and time again: The video says she was surrogate mother to hundreds of kids.

I wonder if she ever lived in a shoe.

21

I haven’t been able to get that song out of my head for two days!

22

I can’t believe they left out the part where the King of Sweden gives her the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Now I hope we really can all appreciate what a wonderful, brilliant, considerate, kind, learned and decided deity she is. Thanks for keeping us informed RR! Detroit Lives!!! Rochelle will save us!