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This whole thing might go away if UM student body president Chris Anderson let Andrew Shirvell make out with him
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Once in kindergarten I had a schoolyard crush on this girl, so I kicked her in the shins. Most people grow out of that phase, others don’t. That’s all I’m saying. (CNN, The Onion)
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September 29th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
The evil gay sorcerer Chris Armstrong is morphing innocent conservative fairies into giant anal-orgy HomoBeasts? Will the assault on Ann Arbor’s Camelot ever end? Fear not. Sir Shirvell has thrown down the gauntlet before this dark wizard and now challenges him to an epic joust. Raise your lance, sir!
September 29th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
WTF? Sounds like the perfect friend for the evil little homosexual-hating ex Oakland County Prosecutor Richard Gorcyca. Hey, why don’t you folks just hitch-hike on over to the west side of the state where that kind of crap is encouraged? Sounds to me like Mr. Armstrong turned Mr. Shirvell down for a date and that’s where all this stuff started.
Do your job, Mike Tiny, and prosecute this cyber bully and stalker! And for Christ’s sake, fire his crazy ass!
September 29th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Gotta love U of M Law School. They also gave us Ann Coulter!
September 30th, 2010 at 12:54 am
oh jesus why hasn’t cox fired this guy yet. oh wait, he was probably cox’s ideal pick for lieutenant governor!
September 30th, 2010 at 5:46 am
Cox won’t fire him or materially disavow him either, because he sees how politics is trending, and he wants a heaping helping of the crazy for himself for the next time he makes a run at office.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:09 am
ANDREW SHIRVELL IS HIDING THE MANOOGIAN PARTY FILE!
September 30th, 2010 at 10:26 am
So Tiny Cox thinks this is all Shrivel’s personal business?
Has he read the blog?
Either Shrivel’s got a yen for hot man-on-man action and can’t act on it, or he’s a serial stalker/killer in training. Either way, he should not be in a government position in which impartiality is required.
September 30th, 2010 at 11:24 am
Sadly, Shrivell-ry is not dead.
September 30th, 2010 at 11:29 am
I meant to write Shirvell-ry. But I guess the other way works better.
September 30th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
You guys aren’t being fair. Try to see this from Shirvell’s point of view.
He’s sitting at home after Friday Night Bible Study thinking about how Chris Anderson’s young and strong naked body is pressed against another naked man in the passionately erotic struggle that is lovemaking, erect penises glistening against whatever light seeps under the miniblinds.
You can understand how that could get Shirvell all hot and bothered. Cut the guy some slack.
September 30th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
@GC, just for clarification, Shirvell graduated from U of M undergrad only. He went to Ave Maria–Tom Monaghan’s brainchild– law school. Not surprised at all what is coming out of this little weasle’s big mouth–no offense to ferrets out there, folks.
September 30th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
http://www.aveherald.com/news/685-ave-maria-law-schools-bar-passage-rate-lags-most-florida-schools.html
September 30th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Shirvell just wanted the ultimate Gay Prize: To be interviewed by AC.
September 30th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Shirvell sounds and awful lot like gerbil.
Anyway, I bet he’s glad Tyler Clemente committed suicide.
September 30th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Our Attorney General has decided he’s going to wait this one out on the sidelines. Mr. Urban Legend doesn’t want to be known as a coxblocker too. He sees the serious man-crush going on and he is not going to get in the way.
October 1st, 2010 at 9:37 am
Tiny is a spineless, useless, and worthless p.o.s. I was going to call him a jelly-fish, but hey, jelly fish don’t deserve to be in the same category with him. Just a thought: I am guessing that this would have had a completely different outcome if Mr. Shirvell was persecuting a ‘nice Christian young man.’ Doesn’t Mr. Armstrong understand that some people count and deserve the full protection of our laws and constitution, and some don’t?
October 2nd, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Well, when you put it that way @FOC, I too get aroused….
October 4th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Julie I have lived on the West Side and I do not appreciate such a general slam. There are idiots everywhere in the world and it is up to us, as a people to handle Shirvell and Cox and get them out of office. However, do not slam the West side in the process. And no we do not want those idiots over here!!! ;0