The fine folks at the Detroit News’ City Hall Insider blog report that incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick is using the Twitter machine again to relay important messages to Team Kilpatrick supporters. This strategy fits perfectly in Kilpatrick’s new media wheelhouse. After all, many of his fancy sext messages were under 140 characters. For instance: “LOL LOL! Damn that. Never busted. Busted... Read more→

Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic The Michigan Tea Party party is as poorly executed as any political dirty trick since Gordon Liddy didn’t train Cubans to properly tape a door-latch. Leave aside that everyone attached to this farce is connected to the Democrats or the UAW. Forget they’re the most secretive political party since Millard Fillmore attempted a comeback. Just... Read more→

The Killer has nothing to say When Crazy Joe Gallo testified before the McClellan Committee, he wore an awesome pair of Wayfarers and refused to answer a single question. He even pled the fifth when they asked him if his name was Joseph Gallo. Carlita and Bernard “The Killer” will employ a similar strategy in their Strawberry depositions. Probably because they’re guilty of something. Maybe not... Read more→

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Even when the actual City Council is sane… Professional malcontents in the gallery make sure the 13th floor is a dump truck of crazy. Some angry lady had a stack full of petitions, so she thought she should speak first during public comment time. She was wrong, and learned that she was wrong the hard way. Then Gary Brown insulted convicted child abuser the Rev. Reverend David Murray by calling him... Read more→

Like the pool scene in Wild Things, only not Mike Cox, Pete Hoekstra, and Rick Snyder are three-way tied in the GOP primary race. Technically, Snyder is just outside the margin of error, but Rick Michigan is a real-world businessman. He knows how to fudge the numbers. Per GOP by-laws, if they’re still tied on election night, the three will Greco-Roman wrestle to determine the nominee. The Democrats... Read more→

To quote Lucille Bluth: You’d think a man in prison would be able to abstain. Incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick with his disgusting tweaking! How long before one of the Kilpatrick kids buys a Segway and takes up magic? (Freep) SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "No touching, or how Kwame Kilpatrick’s unbelievably absurd behavior makes satire impossible", url: "http://dyspathy.com/?p=3570" }); Read More →

Mayoral control sent back to the glue factory Bob Berg’s secret group to put mayoral control of DPS back on the ballot emerged from their secret bunker this week to talk with City Council. And fail. While no sane person supports the status quo, suggesting mayoral control as an alternative (without any alterations to an idea overwhelmingly rejected by voters just six years ago) is a little like trying... Read more→

Reality-based City Council ruins everything Dave Bing had a perfect plan to fix the budget. Hire accounting fabulist Norman White to pretend to balance the books. Thanks to White’s number crunching, Detroit had a fictional balanced budget. He did the same thing for the Kilpatrick Administration. Unfortunately, the City Council do-gooders are way too hung up on this “reality” thing to go along... Read more→

Just this morning we were singing the praises of FBI Agent Andy Arena’s herculean efforts to clean up this wretched dump of kleptocracy, like he did in Youngstown. This afternoon, Arena cold delivers again. With a 19 count indictment of incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick. Mail fraud, tax evasion. The full nine. Teen. And you know what that means? More unintentional comedy from comically awful... Read more→