OMG! So like Ralph Godbee (who, remember, helped that mean girl Ella Bully-Cummings betray tough-guy-with-a-sensitive-side-once-you-get-to-know-him Jerry Oliver for that other mean girl Christine Beatty)was sexting Warren Evans’ girlfriend Monique Patterson! I know, right? What a jerk. But then Warren Evans shows the sexts to Principal Bing and was like, Coach Green should make me captain... Read more→

Even when the actual City Council is sane… Professional malcontents in the gallery make sure the 13th floor is a dump truck of crazy. Some angry lady had a stack full of petitions, so she thought she should speak first during public comment time. She was wrong, and learned that she was wrong the hard way. Then Gary Brown insulted convicted child abuser the Rev. Reverend David Murray by calling him... Read more→

Sheryl Robinson Wood should be thrown in pit of rabid wolverines Detroit taxpayers gave Sheryl Robinson Wood a big bag of money to fix the police department. She spent her days exchanging sexy text messages ”text messages of an inappropriate nature” with incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick instead. Probably about Jerry Oliver’s lamers “let’s actually reform the DPD” shtick.... Read more→

Mitch Albom and Mateen Cleaves watch basketball game, learn of Tom Izzo’s decision It was a dark and stormy night, and Tom Izzo remains MSU’s basketball coach. Across the state, at orphanages and in charity hospitals, sickly children bravely cough huzzahs of approval. Everything is back to normal. But is it, really? Can it ever be? Or has the Izzo-to-the-Cavs storyline taken a little bit of our... Read more→

Lots of stuff about Mike “Tiny” Cox We could tell you how Cox is pissed off at Al Sharpton for doing something Al Sharpton-like. Or we could tell you how some police dispatcher says Cox attended the Manoogian stripper party. Instead, we want to talk about Andrew Shirvell, Cox’s former campaign manager and an Assistant Attorney General. Shirvell loves Cox but doesn’t care for the gays. When... Read more→

City Council takes the Dyspathy line Remember how Dyspathy called out convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick for his complicity in Aiyana Jones’ death? City Council agrees. Are they readers? Anyway, Kwame Kenyatta wants Bill Goodman to write a letter to Groner explaining how Kilpatrick fucked up the federal monitoring process by (allegedly) fucking the federal monitor. Go City Council. Of course,... Read more→

“Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses.” - H.L. Mencken As one digs deeper into Sunday’s tragedy, it becomes clear this goes beyond what happened at the scene. Maybe there was a confrontation with the grandmother, or maybe the cops went in shooting. It doesn’t matter which story ultimately is proven truthful. The officers’ actions probably followed procedure. These weren’t... Read more→

This always ends badly on Law & Order TV judges are always releasing obviously guilty criminals on some technicality just to piss off Jack McCoy. Then the obviously guilty criminals go kill a nun and some war orphans. That’s what happened with the Hutaree. The release part, anyway. Eventually. Even better, this methed-out, inbred Symbionese Liberation Army has this plot to kill police officers... Read more→

Gang Squad attacks innocents, which is good Instead of arresting criminals, the DPD Gang Squad is busy attacking civilians in the middle of the day for kicks or whatever. We’ve all seen Serpico. What’s going on here should be obvious. This police brutality is actually a good thing because, according the Michigan Citizen, anti-gang policing is really the running dog lackeys of capitalist oppression’s... Read more→

State to demolish Matty Moroun’s sunblocker This was a tough weekend for Mr. Smithers Dan Stamper. His boss, and object of his homoerotic fantasies, C. Montgomery “Matty” Moroun, has to demolish his fancy new duty free store because the Bridge Company violated pesky property laws. Typical government over-regulation. These judges, with their “precedent” and “rule of law,” don’t care... Read more→