OMG! So like Ralph Godbee (who, remember, helped that mean girl Ella Bully-Cummings betray tough-guy-with-a-sensitive-side-once-you-get-to-know-him Jerry Oliver for that other mean girl Christine Beatty)was sexting Warren Evans’ girlfriend Monique Patterson! I know, right? What a jerk. But then Warren Evans shows the sexts to Principal Bing and was like, Coach Green should make me captain... Read more→

Internal poll shows expected result A new poll from the pro-mayoral control people say the people want mayoral control. Not terribly surprising. The elected school board includes a Team Kilpatrick dirt bag, a duly adjudicated child abuser, and until last month, it was led by a barely literate pervert. Of course, releasing an internal poll showing your side is winning is dubious. No one releases an... Read more→

Sheryl Robinson Wood should be thrown in pit of rabid wolverines Detroit taxpayers gave Sheryl Robinson Wood a big bag of money to fix the police department. She spent her days exchanging sexy text messages ”text messages of an inappropriate nature” with incarcerated felon Kwame Kilpatrick instead. Probably about Jerry Oliver’s lamers “let’s actually reform the DPD” shtick.... Read more→

“Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses.” - H.L. Mencken As one digs deeper into Sunday’s tragedy, it becomes clear this goes beyond what happened at the scene. Maybe there was a confrontation with the grandmother, or maybe the cops went in shooting. It doesn’t matter which story ultimately is proven truthful. The officers’ actions probably followed procedure. These weren’t... Read more→

Best stripper names ever Surprise! Mike Cox and Ella Bully Cummings totally stonewalled the Manoogian investigation. Also all the 911 tapes and other critical evidence accidentally went missing after the DPD wouldn’t let the State Police review it. But that’s not important. What’s important is that the alleged strippers who were allegedly at the alleged stripper party were named Vanilla Fudge,... Read more→

No one will find Art Blackwell in Windsor Art Blackwell was going to Canada but the judge was like: you have money stashed in Windsor, felony charges pending, and (oh yeah) like $1,000,000 in gambling debts. When did Art suddenly become Pete Rose? Blackwell told the judge he only has $300 stashed in Windsor (probably in singles for the ballet) and he accrued those gambling debts over five years when... Read more→

Last September when convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick announced he had accomplished all he set out to do as Detroit’s mayor (also he plead guilty to a bunch of felonies) and resigned, his third-rate political hack of a mall cop police chief, Ella Bully-Cummings, decided to retire as well. Probably just a giant coincidence. Read more→ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "DOESN’T WARREN EVANS ALREADY... Read more→