Spray-tanned lawyer creature Geoffrey Fieger is tired of you people ignoring him. So he’s running for mayor. Of Detroit. Or he will, three years from now when there’s an actual election. And because he was born at Harper Hospital, he probably won’t have to move into the city. Geoffrey Fieger is his own anchor baby. Because of the 14th Amendment. Or maybe it doesn’t work that way,... Read more→

Why can’t the crazies just get along? Some crazy Christian group wants to convert Muslims with clever bus advertisements. SMART won’t sell them space, which is stupid and illegal. Free speech and all. What’s sad is the crazy Christians and the crazy Muslims have so much in common. Crazy Muslims (see: Ahmadinejad, Mahmoud) believe neckties are a symbol of Western decadence. Crazy Christians... Read more→

Lots of stuff about Mike “Tiny” Cox We could tell you how Cox is pissed off at Al Sharpton for doing something Al Sharpton-like. Or we could tell you how some police dispatcher says Cox attended the Manoogian stripper party. Instead, we want to talk about Andrew Shirvell, Cox’s former campaign manager and an Assistant Attorney General. Shirvell loves Cox but doesn’t care for the gays. When... Read more→

Do we have to talk about this? Yes. Because the Aiyana Jones story gets worse with every new detail. Geoffrey Fieger says the police started shooting before they were in the house. Naturally, the bishopocracy has something to say about this tragedy and (naturally) they miss the point. The Elmer Gantrys want A&E to stop being so mean to Detroit. In fairness, at least they have something to say.... Read more→

Canada is your new Frank Burns Corporal Maxwell Klinger just wanted to serve America. And wear a pretty dress. Same with fellow Lebanese-American C. Montgomery “Matty” Moroun. He’d also like a new bridge to go with the pretty dress. The problem is Canada – with help from their Manchurian Candidate Jennifer Granholm and her American operator Brooks Patterson - is trying to thwart Moroun’s... Read more→

Michigan Dems party like its 1998 A few months ago we basically said that Virg Bernero was a Larry Owen redux. Looks like we’re right, as usual. Just like Owen in ’98, Bernero will probably get his ass handed to him by Geoffrey Fieger. And Andy Dillon is pretty much that other nobody who lost the 1998 gubernatorial primary. It doesn’t matter which Republican candidate ultimately is elected... Read more→

It’s not a budgetary trick, it’s an illusion Dave Bing said he cut his mayoral staff. But did he? Maybe he shifted them around so their would be off-the-books. Using magic. Tah-dah! City Council wants to know how he pulled off this David Blaine-like illusion, but the administration (admagication?) doesn’t reveal its secrets. Probably they have a mirror set up on the CAYMAC’s 11th floor to... Read more→

Adding some poetic flair to their corruption, Team Kilpatrick put the Blight Court in Karl Kado’s blighted building…for monies. (DetNews) The socialists at the Coast Guard blocked C. Montgomery “Matty” Moroun’s precious jewel of a second Ambassador Bridge. And Horace Sheffield wept. (DetNews) GTL aficionado Geoffrey Fieger sues the pictures. (Freep) WXYZ is Steve Wilson’s new fraudulent... Read more→

Ending the Michigan Promise scholarship is the greatest injustice ever Jennifer Granholm is still really angry about signing a budget that ends the Michigan Promise scholarship. Those mean legislators made her do it. Now it’s up to college students to fire (her word) those meanies because, absent a scholarship that basically pays for books, no one can afford college ever again. Ha ha, it’s not... Read more→