The Killer has nothing to say When Crazy Joe Gallo testified before the McClellan Committee, he wore an awesome pair of Wayfarers and refused to answer a single question. He even pled the fifth when they asked him if his name was Joseph Gallo. Carlita and Bernard “The Killer” will employ a similar strategy in their Strawberry depositions. Probably because they’re guilty of something. Maybe not... Read more→

First off, dick move stealing the look and feel of Barack Obama’s campaign signage. Second, Glenn Plummer believes in sharing his beliefs. Super. It’s like when Kang and Kodos ran for president on the Simpsons: The politics of failure have failed! We must make them work again. I wonder if Plummer really plans to run as a Democrat since his only federal campaign contribution was a $2000... Read more→

Local pervert cops like to feel up men Sgt. Michael Osman and Officer Michael Parish allegedly treated traffic stops like Gordon Jump’s bicycle shop. Several people accuse these two Gropey McGropies of playing with other dudes’ junk to get their rocks off. Naturally, the Freep message board Klavern believes none of it because the cops are white whereas the accusers are the blacks. Besides these... Read more→