Rocky Raczkowski doesn’t trust the fluoride either When someone says they believe Barack Obama is an American citizen but… chances are the part after the but is all about how said person doesn’t really believe Obama is an American citizen. Take Rocky Raczkowski. He claims he was just joking around when said he wanted to see Obama’s birth certificate. Except he wasn’t. Incidentally, Raczkowski’s... Read more→

C. Montgomery “Matty” Moroun listens to Art Garfunkel’s soaring vocals while plotting evil Not content with owning the world’s only privately held border crossing, and paying political whores to disregard the best interests of our nation’s security, Moroun wants to build a floating “on demand” bridge as a kind of emergency back up. Great. Now that withered old corpse will be on Comcast... Read more→

A little bit of third world living…in the heart of civilization Good news everybody. Michigan is so awful that we’re suddenly an attractive place for all kinds of economic development. Call centers and the like may soon be “in sourced” to Michigan because of our uneducated populace, high unemployment, and crumbling infrastructure. Remember how in Idiocracy when everyone worked for Brawndo... Read more→

State House Democrats crush Matty Moroun’s dreams, destroy America Aged billionaire C. Montgomery “Matty” Moroun is a simple businessman with a modest dream. To build a new bridge to Canada next to the one he already owns. Nefarious state House Democrats support the rival DRIC plan. They used a fancy legislative maneuver known as a “roll call vote” to send Moroun to the back of the bus.... Read more→

Do we have to talk about this? Yes. Because the Aiyana Jones story gets worse with every new detail. Geoffrey Fieger says the police started shooting before they were in the house. Naturally, the bishopocracy has something to say about this tragedy and (naturally) they miss the point. The Elmer Gantrys want A&E to stop being so mean to Detroit. In fairness, at least they have something to say.... Read more→

Poor, put-upon convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick didn’t think he actually had to fulfill his legal obligation to make restitution. He’s a little short but evil Judge Groner and eviler Kym Worthy don’t care. Because of bloodlust. That’s why comically awful crisis management PR flack Mike Paul launched a very special website. So you can help Kwame. Be like C. Montgomery “Matty”... Read more→

This always ends badly on Law & Order TV judges are always releasing obviously guilty criminals on some technicality just to piss off Jack McCoy. Then the obviously guilty criminals go kill a nun and some war orphans. That’s what happened with the Hutaree. The release part, anyway. Eventually. Even better, this methed-out, inbred Symbionese Liberation Army has this plot to kill police officers... Read more→

Canada is your new Frank Burns Corporal Maxwell Klinger just wanted to serve America. And wear a pretty dress. Same with fellow Lebanese-American C. Montgomery “Matty” Moroun. He’d also like a new bridge to go with the pretty dress. The problem is Canada – with help from their Manchurian Candidate Jennifer Granholm and her American operator Brooks Patterson - is trying to thwart Moroun’s... Read more→

Michigan Dems party like its 1998 A few months ago we basically said that Virg Bernero was a Larry Owen redux. Looks like we’re right, as usual. Just like Owen in ’98, Bernero will probably get his ass handed to him by Geoffrey Fieger. And Andy Dillon is pretty much that other nobody who lost the 1998 gubernatorial primary. It doesn’t matter which Republican candidate ultimately is elected... Read more→

Leyton, Benson win Democratic rehearsal dinner The Democrats summer nomination convention will run like a handmade Swiss watch. That’s because they had a practice run Saturday, and “endorsed” Genesee County Prosecutor David Leyton for AG and Wayne State professor Jocelyn Benson for SoS. Thank God the UAW pushed Dan Kildee out of the governor’s race. If he was nominated, two Flint candidates... Read more→