Canada is your new Frank Burns Corporal Maxwell Klinger just wanted to serve America. And wear a pretty dress. Same with fellow Lebanese-American C. Montgomery “Matty” Moroun. He’d also like a new bridge to go with the pretty dress. The problem is Canada – with help from their Manchurian Candidate Jennifer Granholm and her American operator Brooks Patterson - is trying to thwart Moroun’s... Read more→

Hey kids, we’ve selected five finalists for the Palin-Torrice caption contest and guess who picks the winner? You do! It’s democracy and freedom, you betcha! Also web 2.0 whereas. Polls will remain open until 7:00 pm on Friday. Vote early, vote often. The winner will receive gift certificates from Hugh and the Bureau of Urban Living. Prizes were generously donated by the proprietors... Read more→

Barbara-Rose Collins, Martha-Rose Reeves want cars You heartless bastards. Poor Martha Reeves is so heartbroken that she doesn’t get to be a Councillady anymore. The least you people can do is let her buy a city Crown Victoria. For the memories. The mean Bing Administration says the city can’t afford to sell perfectly good used cars on the cheap to every geriatric dingbat that wants one. Joann... Read more→

UPDATE 2: The finalists have been selected. Vote for your favorite now. Empowerment! UPDATE: Rarely, even in the absurd realm of Michigan politics, does one find something so absolutely bizarre as local politician of one party attempting to hitch her wagon to the other party’s most controversial and divisive figure. In that context, Dyspathy would be remiss not to milk this story for all it’s... Read more→

Why do we keep persecuting Kwame Kilpatrick for lying? It turns out convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick maybe does know how much he pays in rent. And eventually the Gang of Four, well get around to finishing all the paperwork on that loan. Dan Gilbert, who loans money for a living, decided to just give Kilpatrick money before signing a loan agreement. Also DeDan and Kandia Milton (and their mother)... Read more→