OMG! So like Ralph Godbee (who, remember, helped that mean girl Ella Bully-Cummings betray tough-guy-with-a-sensitive-side-once-you-get-to-know-him Jerry Oliver for that other mean girl Christine Beatty)was sexting Warren Evans’ girlfriend Monique Patterson! I know, right? What a jerk. But then Warren Evans shows the sexts to Principal Bing and was like, Coach Green should make me captain... Read more→

Warren Evans is a gentle and considerate lover What? You know it’s true. That’s why he was having sexy time with an age inappropriate police lady. When he wasn’t trying out for reality shows. Something in there explains why Evans was fired yesterday. There was no official explanation from Team Bing because it’s a secret. Evans is now free to combine his interests in sexy time and reality tv... Read more→

You know how you know a football coach is about to be fired? The team issues a statement unequivocally saying the coach won’t be fired. Then they fire him a couple weeks later. It’s some kind of weird professional sports custom. Like two weeks’ notice or something. Warren Evans received the statement of support of death Friday. Courtesy of Karen Dumas, Dave Bing’s own private Ron Ziegler.... Read more→

No one will find Art Blackwell in Windsor Art Blackwell was going to Canada but the judge was like: you have money stashed in Windsor, felony charges pending, and (oh yeah) like $1,000,000 in gambling debts. When did Art suddenly become Pete Rose? Blackwell told the judge he only has $300 stashed in Windsor (probably in singles for the ballet) and he accrued those gambling debts over five years when... Read more→

Corktown won’t support the local police Warren Evans is a dedicated law enforcement professional who would never do something as morally repugnant as operate an illegal after hours known for drug activity in one of the city’s most stable neighborhoods. So why is Corktown upset just because Evans happens to own the building of an illegal after hours in their community? After all, his own deputies... Read more→

Well we’re back. Let’s review what we’ve missed just so everyone is up to speed. Benny Napoleon is the new Wayne County Sheriff, replacing Warren Evans who is now the Detroit Police Chief. That was Napoleon’s old job. Crazy. Kym Worthy also said something boring about due diligence. She’s such a buzz kill, all the time with the ethics and best practices. Read more→ SHARETHIS.addEntry({... Read more→

No wonder no one has any time to govern As expected, Sam Riddle was indicted yesterday. So was Mary Waters. Remember when she was supposed to be a huge improvement over Carolyn Cheeks-Kilpatrick just like Cheeks-Kilpatrick was a huge improvement over Barbara-Rose Collins? Don’t blame me, I voted Martha Scott. Riddle, Waters, and Monica Conyers (and probably every other lady politician Riddle ever... Read more→

We’re idiots, babe, it’s a wonder we can even feed ourselves The Charter Commission could do us all a favor by enacting stricter ballot access rules. Take Charter Commission candidate Teola Hunter or rather, the candidate for the Commission to re-write the Charter with the name of Teola Hunter. That’s how she talks. City Council candidate Raphael Johnson’s campaign has “infrastructure.”... Read more→

Last September when convicted felon Kwame Kilpatrick announced he had accomplished all he set out to do as Detroit’s mayor (also he plead guilty to a bunch of felonies) and resigned, his third-rate political hack of a mall cop police chief, Ella Bully-Cummings, decided to retire as well. Probably just a giant coincidence. Read more→ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "DOESN’T WARREN EVANS ALREADY... Read more→

Local pervert cops like to feel up men Sgt. Michael Osman and Officer Michael Parish allegedly treated traffic stops like Gordon Jump’s bicycle shop. Several people accuse these two Gropey McGropies of playing with other dudes’ junk to get their rocks off. Naturally, the Freep message board Klavern believes none of it because the cops are white whereas the accusers are the blacks. Besides these... Read more→